The Incredible Discoveries of Ian J. Spector

A few weeks ago we leaked a sneak peek at the cover art for CHUCK NORRIS CANNOT BE STOPPED [an unauthorized parody, but you already knew that, right?]. I’m pleased to officially announce here (again) that it will be going on sale May 4th, 2010. Here, you can even pre-order it on Amazon! Isn’t the internet just grand?

By the time you finish reading the book, you will be able to answer the following important questions:

• Who owns all of the No. 1 pencils?
• Who won the 1993 International Jump Rope Championship while standing completely still?
• Who was Tiger Woods’ 3rd, 8th, and 16th mistresses?
• Whose TiVo only records John Wayne movies, old Ronald Reagan speeches, and Walker, Texas Ranger?
• Whose lungs are made from burlap sacks full of Beefaroni?

As always, there will be some incredible illustrated facts as well. Keep your eyes peeled for some sneak peeks at one or two of them as we get closer to release date.

There are also a lot of changes coming to the website that are currently in the works and should be finished in the next few weeks. First, I’ll be moving all “Facts” related material from it’s current home at 4Q.cc, a domain name that is truly awful for anything but shortlinking these days, to a new property I’m developing, WhatIsAwesome.com. You’ll also be able to access “Facts” via webapp on your mobile phone browser (sorry, I can’t do iPhone/iPad apps, a certain 80s action star wouldn’t like it) as well as via Facebook. I’ll be sure to keep you all posted on those happenings.

I’ll promise to make the experience as awesome as possible for you all, just promise me you’ll submit good facts to the site from here on out. Deal?